- Lady Gaga - take your cold cuts and get thee gone!
- Vampires
- Jeggings
- Late night TV talk show host feuds
- Teen pregnancy as a stepping stone to celebrity and fame
- Extreme airport frisking that becomes frisky
- Justin Bieber haircuts on anyone not named Justin Bieber
- Disney teen idols checking into rehab
- Disney teen idols taking hits of questionable substances
- Glee
- Matthew Morrison from Glee
- Jack Black
- Johnny Depp in EVERYTHING
- Minute to Win It
- Ace of Cakes
- Hoodies on men aged 50 and over (unless you're actually doing an outdoor sport)
- The term cougar
- Black Eyed Peas - Take your Dirty Bits and leave the Dirty Dancing alone, thank you!
- Vodka made by rap stars
- Jessica Simpson
- Celebrity couples starring in reality shows about their married life
- The Kardashians
- "Leaked" sex tapes
- John Mayer as romantic Lothario (real gentlemen don't put their ladies' business in the street, or on the Tweet!)
- Ignorance
- Calling women past the age of 30, "girls"
- Bro/brother as term of affection
- Bromance to describe said affection
- American actors with pretentious/odd Euro-Brit accents
- Team [fill in name here] - this includes Team Jill, Team NeNe, etc.
- Texting while driving
- Texting while walking
- Botox parties
- Tyler Perry EVERYWHERE and in EVERYTHING
- Professional athletes cheating on their spouses
- Dudamel as classical music's savior - he's just one guy so give him a break, already!
- Susan Boyle
- Commercials with defecating cartoon bears
- Baby diapers and training pants that look like blue jeans
- Ke$ha
- The Jersey Shore (the show, of course!! Jersey Shore the place - I got nothing but love for you:)
- Sexting
- Saturday Night Live's Fred Armisen as President Obama
- LOL!
- Kanye West
- Adoration of the 1980s
- Game night
- Celebrity chefs
- Bullying
- Blaming everyone without doing anything! - You can't wait around for Brad and Angelina to save the world for you!!
Happy New Year and welcome 2011!!
I'm Just Saying:)
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